This past week has just been ridiculous with the numerous celebrity deaths. It got me thinking about my own mortality and how I could fight off death. My solution: Web MD bitches. The Internet is great for finding answers to all sorts of questions, why not trust it to tell me what is wrong with me and my body?? I'm bound to save not only time but thousands, if not millions of dollars by not actually going to a doctor.
Web MD has this nifty tool that let's users enter symptoms and it can come back and till them what is the matter with them. It's simply amazing. Over the past couple of days it has told me that I have a case of hysterical pregnancy, mild rabies, and erectile dysfunction. I knew I was feeling a bit off but I really had no idea until Web MD told me. Now if only it could dispense prescriptions my life would be set.
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